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Octopus (beehaw.org)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Consentacles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Well there goes my afternoon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Make it a big hole, problem solved

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this his son's foray into tentacle porn?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My First Kink

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Beware the Craken

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I wonder how far it would go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kind of like the mitochondria in eukaryotic cells... Perhaps you'd become the first in a line of human/octopus symbiotes!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I know it's a bit late but the joke would have been way better if he said "... And now I'm swimming like there's no tomorrow"