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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

According to this logic, lions are venomous.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Catastrophic loss of blood pressure due to massive trauma is, it turns out, extremely toxic!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're also poisonous by the same logic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're also kinky by the same logic (if you manage to survive).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Why else would they have those big fangs?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

According to my research, that frog was bitten

also: the tomato frog is a specie of frogs that gets their name from their bright red colour. When threatened, it puffs up and secrets a substance that numbs the eyes of the predator, forcing it to cover their eyes and, most of the time, letting go of the frog

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's confuse non gemans: GIFT = GIFT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Gift Shop confused ten years old me on my England vacation (if not clear yet, I'm German)