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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WIP

WIP

Fuck this

WIP

LINT

LINT YOU FUCK

Squash

Fix issue where sky would turn black when under floor lighting was used

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fixed the thing. Fixed the thing for real this time

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This scene is pretty ironic today, since the actual dialog was if it could paint a work of art, when art is now (arguably) AIs strongest area of competence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as you don't ask it to draw hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've seen some hands that aren't completely nonsense on the stable diffusion subreddit. So there must be some way to do it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have an alias, git yolo, that does 'git commit -a' with a message from whatthecommit.com, and pushes to master. Just add this to your ~/.gitconfiig and you too can live on the edge. yolo = !git add -A && git commit -m \"$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)\"&&git push origin main

Edit: Added the alias.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I did not know about whatthecommit, and I love it! Thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, but where do you find the training set of all of the human-written good commit messages? 😃

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Came to say this. Take my up vote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"latest changes"

"fix bug"

"commit to save changes"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The meaningful part of a git commit is the hash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"changed one letter in some comment to redeploy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

#git commit -m "changing something in the source code"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"minor changes"

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