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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wouldn’t a slice of stuffed crust pizza be sushi attached to toast as the slicing opens up the ends?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No it is more strictly a cake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A pierogi is a calzone then I guess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If a hot dog wore pants...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So a burrito is a calzone?

[–] Tja 5 points 1 year ago

Until you bite it, then it becomes a quiche.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If somebody asked you to bring hot dogs and tacos to a party, the host would probably not be just as fine with you bringing only tacos or only hot dogs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bread bowl salads are quiches?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Bread bowl salads are monstrosities. Also, quiches.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Happy little sushi roll ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In that comparison, I'd argue that buttered toast is a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quiche is pie. Not all pies are quiche

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] robojeb 6 points 1 year ago

Pigs in a blanket too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:

A hotdog is a taco.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But a taco is just a sandwich???

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