Joseph: "You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!"
Mary: "It was the holy ghost! I didn't get raped or gang-banged or anything!"
Joseph: "Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though."
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Wasn't there six dudes? AND Josef?
And that's why God made seven days.
And a bunch of farm animals!
I suppose by this logic Joseph was cucked
6?
Who are you counting?
This would be funnier if they actually died up at the birth instead of like 3 years later.
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