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[–] [email protected] 95 points 10 months ago (3 children)

So, who is providing the software? Because that's who is paying to get a unique data set of face images. Specifically Brazilian faces of people who either self-indentify as hung over or want to try to game the system for a discount. I'll let you guess which population is going to be bigger.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Taking advantage of inebriated people to hand over their biometrics, not even for a free burger, but a discounted burger.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Formerly inebriated people.

A free burger would make for a very expensive data set methinks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Oh no, they'd get slightly less obscenely wealthy on the exploitation of ill-gotten biometrics *shockedpikachuface*

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Feels like their training AI with live data until it gets good at detecting drunk people. Law enforcement and private security will love it. Precrime detectors in Training.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

But they're not using drunk people, they're using hung over people. Not sure why, it's an interesting question.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's just burger king, so they can look at your selfies on Instagram and know when to fill your ad space with burgers 😜🍔

[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Capitalist dystopia in its essence. Fetish for AI and normalization of mass surveillance, after all, AI's need to be fed, right?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (7 children)

If you're in line at Burger King, your life's already in kind of a dystopian place as it is. Clearly, several things have gone wrong for you to end up here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Hah, a line a burger king.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

No other fast food chain here (we don’t have that many options) has as many vegetarian options, so if I crave a cheap mediocre burger it will probably be Burger King.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't need to be a Burger King consumer (which I'm not) to consider this news a dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I prefer Burger King over most restaurants.

I'm probably going to order a burger anyways so I don't see the need to pay extra for a fancy one that I need a knife and fork to eat when I can get just as tasty burger from BK.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Burger King where you live must be a hell of a lot better than the ones near me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

With them being a franchising you sorta expect that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

They mail 5$ coupons for 2 wopper meals. It's hard to pass up.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The real reason to go is the Bitties in the BK Lounge.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What? Their fries are so good tho.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

Legitimately thought this was from the Onion

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How do you know which language they are writing in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based on syntax, use of indents for code blocking, and the comment hash, I'd say it's meant to be python but has a bug. But it could always just be pseudo code with a mistake. But it doesn't look like any single = conditional language I know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It looks like pseudo code to me. But pseudo code doesn't really have a standard, does it? So their personal flavor is perfectly acceptable and correct (single equals acting as comparison). We know what they mean, what they're trying to convey -- we get the joke. No need to pick it apart. 👍

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True, I wasn't intending to be nasty. I was more responding to the "How do you know" in a general sense of how one COULD assign it a language. No harm meant at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, gosh, it's my mistake. I confused you with the person who made the initial nit-pick about the equal sign. Hey, have a good day! 😊

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Its a trap!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do the legal drug to let A.I descide if you had enough of it to get the shittiest meal possible for cheaper.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now everyone's gonna be going around looking like shit for some extra pocket money.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Some of us always look like shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And now I get to accuse you of doing it on purpose!

Really though, being ugly is such a real disadvantage. You may as well have some financial burden lifted for it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They meant to say fecal recognition. They're struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every day I thank the universe I learned how to cook for myself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Two things have saved me money in this life - being able to cook, and being able to fix things.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Wait, I'm not browsing NotTheOnion??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why would anybody would Burger King in any state of being?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

drunk too am i

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At least 7 you for one is happenstance

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me with my eternally stoned looking face

context my friends and relatives always think i am partially or fully high at all time (and i am not)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AI that reads your face and starts cooking what you're hungry for is in the right direction.. that's more of the cities in the clouds, Jetsons world than the Phillip K. Dick kinda place that we're cultivating..

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The Brazilian wing of Burger King announced a surveillance technology marketing stunt this week called the “Hangover Whopper,” celebrating the booze-filled days between Christmas and New Year’s with facial recognition.

“At the end of the year, it’s Friday every day, and the hangover kicks in,” a vaguely robotic voice says as images of cheeseburgers glitch in and out over fake computer code.

The Burger King software thought for a second, and then recommended the Double Whopper Jr. That’s only a one on the hangover scale — tell that to my headache — but I did earn a little discount for my privacy sacrifice: a coupon code for R$3.00, or about $0.62 in American dollars.

For the last decade, advocates raised alarms over the creeping spread of facial recognition, a technology that promises to destroy the few remaining shreds of privacy we have left.

Just last week, the FTC banned Rite Aid from using facial recognition for five years after an investigation found the drugstore used a lazy implementation of the technology to falsely accuse thousands of people of shoplifting, including one incident involving an 11-year-old girl.

It’s also functionally useless for other things like measuring your emotions, detecting political affiliations, or finding you a date, despite the dozens of companies promising digital phrenology.


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