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My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always just pick up my cat and puting her on my lap after I sit on the chair she was sitting in? Am I doing this wrong?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cats would become gravely offended if I tried that nonsense with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Your cats have a good pet human...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Seconded on the amazing name

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I am indeed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The kitten has priority!