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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even Muad'Dib started out small.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Usul has called a small one.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Worms being converted to Christianity

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 6 points 1 year ago

"They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us."

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

This is how we mine for the spice.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Tremors prequel

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Running sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

How-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Walk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

[–] importedreality 11 points 1 year ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How to entertain people on social media.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thumper prototype obviously

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

How prangent is formed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Sea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How to convert worms to Christianity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Adjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.

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