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Too late
does it still have teeth?
Vagina Dentata has been a horror element in mythology since time immemorial. But in the modern age, I call shenanigans, considering the love of fellatio in the United States. We, as a society are keen to stick our dicks in orifices that have not just incisors but a muscular jaw with which to drive them, and will just trust that our oral partner isn't going to bite too hard.
I don't mind them teeth
Extra stimulation
So do you, but you also have lips to cover them.
I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.
his name is Petey
I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).
TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original
yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL
(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren't)
Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.
Feed me Seymour
Mamma mia!
Would
yoshi swallowing noises
I can't upvote, it's at 69.
I must cleanse the unholy.
Is this a sex thing? It feels like a sex thing
MOMMA MIA
Ah shit you beat me to posting it! Good shit op. Have an upvote!