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[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is Google books? I'll take my money now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Bing it to find out

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

I wonder if this meme is a low-key advertisement to make people aware that this feature even exists.

That being said, I'll pass on the $200 million. Just not worth it to me.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You gave me the choice, now don't back up, where is my money?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do I know you haven't been binging the Books tab all this time, hmm?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I find my books in the high seas

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Let’s meet in the middle: Give me 500 millions and i wont use it for a week

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll one up you. 700 million and I'll never use it for as long as I live.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

But if you use my tactic you can “double it or lose it” for a year and you would have a lot of billions! Its ok its google they can afford it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Give me a pack of smokes and lunch and I'll avoid it for the rest of my life

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Didn't know Google had books. Yea I'll be rich for not using a service I didn't know existed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Thatsthejoke.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Holy shit you cracked it. How did you figure that out

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Absolutely not. In fact, I'm going to go check if Google books still exists right now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

For $200M I'll have to muddle through somehow

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Just google search but only books show up in the results

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Probably a shittier version of zlibrary and libgen that probably costs money

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Is this what passes for humor now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, I forgot that existed... Money please 🤑

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Okay new deal; you get money, but can’t use Google books, but also can’t stop thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I've not used Google Books since my student days, I'd honestly forgotten it was a thing haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

i havent used google anything in years.

Wheres my money?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perspectives?? Is this just a Photoshop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It's real. I think Perspectives is like "Opinions" or reviews.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t take the money.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You actually use Google Books? What for?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I don't even know what Google Books is. Also, I don't care.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

no I wouldn't sry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

well guess i will have not read about intel CPUs on android

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago