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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't wanna work.
I just wanna bang on your num all day.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And they tell you to get into sex work if you wanna fuck all day.
But then it's your job, and you don't wanna work.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You know, it really is like all work.

You sell your time to do something the buyer wants. And if the buyer is willing to pay for it, chances are it requires effort beyond an enjoyable amount

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey babe, can I taiko your tatsujin

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Remember the last episode of The Late Late Show where Craig did a moving rendition of Keep Banging Your Mum with tons of cameos of celebrities banging moms? Such a beautiful final sign-off 🥲

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Didn’t know you were into dead chicks, but I’m not one to kink shame.