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Jewish Christmas Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Happy holidays, all.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Accurate but most places that I'm aware of that serve chinese food are closed on Mondays.

Update: They were actually open today which I was thankful for as I travel for the Holidays.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If there’s a sizeable Jewish population, or probably non-Christian population, I bet they open on Mondays.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

At least one Monday.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Depends on the size of the town, I suppose. I'm getting Chinese food tonight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

My local is typically closed on Mondays, but opened today.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He's better than me, and I know it!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is extra entertaining because I doubt many people here know of MJF or his catchphrase, so without context you probably just seem nuts

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a bunch of poors

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Tom?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's my scum bag!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Brochachos for life!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Truly a generational talent

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

👏Kan-ga-roo kick!👏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!