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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Alternate wording: "I don't always kill but when I do, it's quick."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I love the meme but as huge chimpanzee fan I need to clarify that chimps ARE NOT MONKEYS. Chimps hunt monkeys for sport.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They also hunt other chimps for sport though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cladistically speaking, apes are in fact monkeys. Tail or no, you cannot create a phylogeny which includes all monkeys while excluding apes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, they aren't.

Source: scientific consensus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes, they are. Source: scientific consensus.

Consider the following phylogeny of the primates: phylogeny of the primates. If we choose to exclude all non-simian primates from monkeyhood, you still cannot create a scientifically valid monophyletic grouping of monkeys that doesn't include the apes (hominoidae) without excluding the new world monkeys (platyrrhini). This is because the two main groups of monkeys, the platyrrhini and the catarrhini, split before the catarrhine simians split between the tailless old world monkeys (hominoidae) and the tailed old world monkeys (cercopithecoidae). If you told any primatologist, any biologist in general, any person on the street even, that howler monkeys and spider monkeys are not actually monkeys, you would rightly face raucous laughter and bemused derision. At this point, we have to address the elephant in the room that is the arbitrary delineation between monkey and ape based on tailedness. If we are to divide the apes from the monkeys solely on the basis of appearance, then why not cleave the hyraxes from their elephant and manatee cousins and graft them onto the rodents they so closely resemble? Why not call tuataras lizards while denying snakes the same title? Why not just call dolphins a kind of shark, since they're both sharkish in shape and lack the scales of other fish? Why not just say birds aren't dinosaurs because they don't look like a brontosaurus? Because it's unscientific derangement, that's why. Paraphyletic groupings based on arbitrary physical markers is as against scientific consensus as it gets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I am gonna make use of this if it's the last thing i do

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You may as well, cuz it might be. :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago