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The Israel Antiquities Authority believes that a set of ancient ceramic oil lamps missing for more than three years are at Mar-a-Lago, the Florida estate of former President Donald Trump, according to Haaretz.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"It is unclear whether the matter of the lamps will shed light on that case."
Heh heh, I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't let him steal the White House again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They were loaned to the White House for a dinner with a specific donor. It would appear that instead Trump just stole them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But they're his! Because he declassified them with his mind, or something!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get Ethiopia on the phone and have them loan The Ark of the Covenant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think seeing Trump would make the Ark shrivel up and die.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He tried to steal an election too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This dude probably has a whole ton of Blockbuster movies that he kept until they went bankrupt. "Ha! They're mine now! Suckers!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wasn't he who first stole Gollum's ring?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm mostly surprised he'd be interested in any decor not covered in shitty fake gold flake/spray-paint.

Gives a whole new meaning to the song "This Little Light of Mine."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ok, how did he get them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is easily explained: Donald Trump is an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A big, unwiped one!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A disgusting act from someone who is critical of Democrats for not supporting Israel enough.

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