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[–] [email protected] 242 points 11 months ago (31 children)

Are people actually getting their undies in a bunch over a 3 year age gap? I find that hard to believe.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago (3 children)

There are a lot of crazies out there. Some twitch or YouTube streamer I forgot the name of was accused of pedophilia for dating a minor a few years ago. His girlfriend was 17. He was 18 at the time.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (4 children)

IIRC a few years ago they tried to charge an 18 year old with possession of CP for having nudes of his 17 year old girlfriend at the time. Apparently her parents found out about their relationship and didn't approve. Which seems like something that could have been handled with a sit-down talk rather than arresting him and potentially putting him on a list for life, but what do I know.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, most states have clauses in their laws for small age differences in relationships when one partner is below the age of consent, but the photographs make it more tricky because that'll be sexual photographs of a minor forever.

Risky reporting it to the police though, since there have actually been cases of charging the underage girl with distribution, which is weird.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (5 children)

3 year age gap is nothing. I don't understand people's need to be disgusted by or police consenting adults.

There's 15 years between me and my partner. Both 30+ so both very much consenting adults. But Christ, you still get people chirping with the 'power differential' bullshit. Like seriously, you'd think I was 13 the way people go at the age gap. Then again, that was when I actually used Reddit so.

People are always gonna be outraged by something stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 217 points 11 months ago (21 children)

I also don't use Twitter, Instagram or TikTok because they're terrible.

I also don't quite understand why a 20-year-old dating a 23-year-old is contentious. There's no age gap at all. Who exactly is having a problem with this?

He sounds like a perfectly normal person who just doesn't read the news.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

Somewhat well adjusted, untouched by the corrupt hands of those unfamiliar with the prickly sting of fresh grass.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 11 months ago (19 children)

I am 24, autistic, straight edge, and a data analyst. I'm the youngest person in my company, the closest person to me in age is 45. I haven't used a regular social media site since I was 14. My only interaction with modern discourse is my girlfriend's 18 year old sister. When she talks she might as well be speaking another language. My hobbies are unix, classic literature, VHS collecting, and synthesizers. My girlfriend calls me her 80 year old boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 11 months ago (15 children)

Isn't Lemmy a social media?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The anonymous factor differentiates things.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can't any social media be anonymous?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sure but it's not intended to be.

Also a big part of it is imo that you never interact with the same people on sites like reddit or Lemmy, you don't follow anyone or anything.

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[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (17 children)

How is a 3 year gap a problem if she's 20, wtf.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's because I'm a foreigner; maybe I'm also too disconnected, but I didn't get half of the supposed contentious items listed in this post.

Reading the comments, I was like, 'oh, that's what they meant by...'. The body count really surprised me, and in a negative way. Body count sounds so... tasteless. But who cares. Since I don't use that expression, I'll probably forget it soon (the good side of having a lousy memory).

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Body count sounds so... tasteless.

It is. Definitely not something I'd include under "modern discourse". I'd say a co-worker asking that and using that particular term is the one that's disconnected from the present.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And this man is probably the most mentally healthy man this guy knows as well.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus fucking christ, right? I look at all the comments calling the dude autistic and just think - when these kids are 30-40 and look back at their life, they'll realize this guy was the most well-adjusted individual they ever knew and spend their mid-life crisis trying to emulate him by deleting their social networks and finally doing shit that pleases/develops them instead of shit that get them likes.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 11 months ago

Speaking as someone who was overly sheltered... All of this is plausible.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 11 months ago (9 children)

We need more people like Alex

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (9 children)

What is "body count" in this context? Does it mean your number of sexual partners? If so, that's very dismissive and reductive.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

Yes and yes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Also weird that they were asked that at a coworker get together

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

This is funny but I have a slight feeling that it's made up

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (7 children)

The one that seems slightly unbelievable to me is the "body count". Unless he didn't know what it's used for now and was trying to play it off as a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)

What DOES from the river to the sea mean?

Edit: thank you all for helping me/us understand more about this.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

There's a pretty good Wikipedia article on it

As mentioned, it's the Jordan River to the Mediterranean. It's been used by Palestians since at least the mid 60s in a number of different chants, e.g. "from the river to the sea Palestine will be free/Arab/Islamic" (technically, the latter two are "from the water to the water" because otherwise the Arabic doesn't rhyme).

Hamas's charter says

Hamas rejects any alternative to the full and complete liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea

While Netanyahu's far-right Likud party's 1977 manifesto says

between the Sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty

It's historically been somewhat controversial, with Zionists typically saying that it calls for the destruction of the state of Israel and/or the expulsion of Jews from the area. CNN fired a political commentator for saying it ~5 years back, and it's regulated as hate speech in some places in Europe. Most pro Palestinian activists think that's ridiculous, but it's worth being aware of.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Borders of Palestine. Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The person who wrote this sounds like a twat. Why judge the guy and put him on blast because he doesn't follow the same social norms as you?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You thought this was putting him on blast? The last sentence is "Love you man", you can't get much farther from "on blast" than that.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did... did you read the whole thing or did you jump straight to the comments to complain...? Nowhere is the OP putting him on blast, if anything the post is supportive.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (12 children)

Lemmy really gives reddit for boomers with these made up rage bait posts like this.

Gets straight to the top and everyone is saying they wish they could be this guy because they don't care about modern issues and want to go "back to the good ol days". Rage bait didn't even get rage, just people creaming over the idea of not thinking about global issues and trans rights.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago

This is one of those people who dont live or care about the internet, honestly this sounds like a very healthy lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A real human bean, and a real... hero.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can't tell whether this particular person is real, but I fully believe that there are thousands such people, if not more, in every developed country. I count myself among them. My social media interaction, other than Lemmy and Reddit, is limited to reading and writing 1000+ words long blog posts. I recently left our company's Christmas party after an hour when I realised I had nothing to talk about with the others - I don't know the current trends in movies, TV or music, and nobody in my work shares my interests. So, I may be perceived as just as weird (or endearing, as the ending suggests), even though I see myself as perfectly normal.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think there are a ton of people who just aren't very online.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes, it's better to be ignorant.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is the top of my feed on lemmy.world... yeah Reddit is totally dying

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I used to be like this. I would also accidentally make sexual innuendos, some of which were never explained to me.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (15 children)

hundreds

Either he didn't actually play mw3 a lot or he was terrible at it.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

What the world really needs right now, more smart Alex...🤓👍

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (7 children)

This guy got that ohio skibidi rizz.

You know it's interesting how in touch I am considering how out of touch I am. I want to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist so I can get jokes, and talk to people, and generally be alive and understand what's going on in the world, but at the same time it's truly exhausting. I dunno, I think as I've understood how much "the culture" is just pioneered by like, some 12 year old somewhere brainlessly chaining nonsense words together, the more I find myself wanting to disengage. See, and then, that's not even real, because "the culture" no longer exists. You get viral memes that are spewed forth on their ability to masquerade as "the culture" without actually being it. I'm sure some stupid kid somewhere talks like they're a terminally online brainrotted weirdo, and that kid should probably stop being on the internet, but to say that this stupid kid is "the culture", is false. This isn't the case.

Everyone just collectively hallucinates some fake thing in their head that they can be mad or find funny or both. There is no "culture" anymore. There's just a bunch of atomized communities who independently do whatever they do, and then somehow everyone has cultural osmosis knowledge of a mr beast video because they know someone who knows someone who watches it and they have to have an opinion on everything. I want the ride to stop, I want to get off! I want the ride to stop now! I would like to go back to rage comics please!

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