Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
If you breathe on it wrong it'll tear a hole right through it. Hope there's soap
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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Bro just pull out a half km of it and fold it up
It is so thin that it crumbles upon the slightest pull
It was a monumental task getting enough to come out for the picture
Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
Not for the anuses in charge, though.
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I would start bringing my own toilet paper.
Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.
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You realize everyone in the office has very recently just touched their own poop. Even management cant put a positive spin on that. You need better TP.
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Am I the only one around here that just wads up an adequate amount, based on thickness? Even the cheapest of toilet paper is never an issue with this method.
While that negates the poke through factor, you are still wiping your anoos with fine sand paper.
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You should see/try socialist/communist toilet paper. Not only is it thin like this, it will also no-so-gently exfoliate your anus.
Source: Cuban resorts and lived experience in the former Soviet Union during the 80’s and early 90’s.
More like totalitarian toilet paper
Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber
Missed opportunity for toiletarian paper
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Looks like the office version of anti-homeless architecture. Most likely intended to serve the same purpose.
I'm becoming less convinced feudalism ever actually ended...
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Penny wise pound foolish. The only way not to go through the paper is to go through the rolls.
Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
I will die on this hill
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
I will die on an adjacent hill.
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We were in a hotel in Niagara Falls earlier this year and it had toilet paper like that in the room. We went out and got real toilet paper pretty quickly.
What gives, Canada? I thought you guys were better than us.
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That's bananus
I prefer this one over the sandpaper that many place use. You just fold it and it's softer
Yikes....not even Orphanage-Grade
My work switched to a double ply... instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women's sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people's war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.
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Thin toilet paper is one thing, just use more layers.
Narrow toilet paper is another. Fuck places that use non-standard width toilet paper.
Thin toilet paper is also usually quite coarse, so just using more still isn't fantastic.
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That's terrible and what's sad is that its likely not even cheaper if you factor in how much is used.
Lol its a big fuck you to all the workers.