this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/11065298

Credit goes to the disturbed Discord user who posted this in one of the servers I'm in.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You’re opinion is invalid and unwanted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I could almost believe this might be good if they hadn't used the fruit flavored ones lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure peppermint would have been much better...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can imagine some scenario exists where olives and mint go together. I'm not sure what kind of dish that would be, but it sounds plausible if somewhat unlikely. Probably something involving lamb. Olives and orange candy sounds like something someone made up as a dare meant to be as disgusting as possible

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Needs more durian, but yeah...

[–] autokludge 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sounds like a great idea friend. Try stuffing the pitted olives with olive pits next time, its a wonderful surprise!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Holy Shit, Charlie Brown! Calm down!

5¢ please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only timeline this works in is the one where Tic Tacs comes in dill pickle flavour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh shit that might actually be good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I just threw up in my mouth a bit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

A Tic Tac & an olive? How fat do you think I want to be? These designer jeans ain't gonna wear themselves!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This is one of the few posts you couldn’t get me to try

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Throw them in black olives and bring it here.