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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
  • Prof Tim Hoax. xD
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, it's actually not painful obviously, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can never be sure in today's world...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

mild cases of death

This got me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I refuse to believe that isn’t a satire account…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Mild cases of death” would suggest that’s the case.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But that's a smallpox vaccine scar?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You mean, PERMANENT VACCINE INJURY. /s

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i have that thing too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know people say regardless how stupid it is, it’s not ethical to force a vaccine on someone. Okay fine. But I think anyone who refuses to be vaccinated (assuming there’s no medical reason), should spend their life in prison.

Nobody says you have to be forced to get a vaccine… bodily autonomy and all that. But you’re then making yourself into a public health hazard. So you need to be quarantined until you’re no longer a danger to society; so, until you either get vaccinated or die, you need to be separated from the rest of society.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Prison doesn't feel right. It'd expose other prisoners and we're responsible for their safety while incarcerated.

Maybe we could stick them all on an island somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is literally where the word quarantine comes from. Venice would stick people on an island for 40 days, and if you were still alive, they'd let you into the city. Bubonic plague man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Man, the next season of Love Island is gonna be interesting...

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