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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Egirls and Tgirls suggest all the other letters girls...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need to get me some monster girls, just as viable as real ones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How's things on tumblr these days?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There's a bunch of those in Russia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fabulous women?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

... all girls fart, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i ._.

is apple fangirl but worse

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

B-girls, like b-movies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What are those

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

B-girl is actually a thing. Or was. They were also known as bargirls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bargirl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This sounds fun

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

15-20 years ago I remember digging through my internet cache when this happened

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you tether your phone.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

That’s where “egirls” are revealed to be “lo-fi-men”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When a soccer player receives a pass which originated when they were already beyond the deepest defender

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's offsides, offline is where you go to work in a cubicle and wear a suit and tie and have meetings.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That's office, offline is when you drive on terrain not generally suited for everyday transport

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's behind the second-last defender. The last defender is, usually, the goalie but it really doesn't matter for the call. You can also not be off-side in your own half, or after directly receiving the ball after a throw-in, goal kick or corner kick or if the ball originated from either an opposing player or from a team mate that would already be considered off-side should they receive a ball (as in your teammate defeated the defenders in regular play with the ball). Furthermore, off-side is never applied to any backward pass, it must be from a pass toward the enemy goal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know, but it sounds awful.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It sounds off-ful

I'm sorry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A somewhat meh, forgotten comedy movie from 2016, directed by Guilherme Trindade (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3556230/)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Sounds like some sort of conspiracy. Like universal healthcare.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Egirls" is a word?

I am so old.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear some prefer "iLadies" these days.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I lay deez nuts all over your face.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

lmao gottem

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

gotttttttttemmmmm

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The brain is the processing unit of the body, mostly commonly known as the electric meatball.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

“Physical”? Sounds like a lot of work and I don’t think it gets more physical than my hand.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Girls are a myth, especially the real ones.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's just fake news!

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