this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What rolls down stairs

alone or in pairs,

and over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,

And fits on your back?

It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

lol, but also fuck you for getting that song stuck in my head...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The price is wrong, but this would be a hilarious Halloween decoration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And for the 355 days leading up to Halloween

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Chain chomp.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

He’s a real barker

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That fence is looking at me pretty sus too ...