Four strings, three tuning heads, and two tuning posts? Hmmmmm.
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The espresso machine next to the drip coffee maker also has issues.
Let me present you the era of AI generation
Correct amount of fingers at least
Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.
oh come on now. don't talk like that. there's many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist.
But at least they're not a drummer.
Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist).
Ouch, but fair
oldie but a goodie:
"what has three legs and a cunt on top?"
"a drum stool"
What? I can'thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune
Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.
I bet he makes a great bass face.
Funny, there's me going "oh look, fuck face plays bass"
Whose got your favorite bass face?
I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.
Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.
Oh no he's better than me too??
He's Kevin fucking James. Literal King.
Of course he's better than you
Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle.
Real question is why is it muted?
so you don't die in the pit
This has just led me down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out why this meme exists.
So far, I have failed.
More like at the Taylor Swift or Rap concert where people dont respect pit etiquette.
But a long time ago i went to a faceless show and some dickbag brought brass knuckles to the pit. They had to stop the show to arrest the guy and an ambulance came.
There's a pit at a Taylor Swift concert? How? Why? That's not slam dancing music.
I stay out too late! I headbang like an ape! Yeah that's what people say, mmhmm
Yeah, die of boredom.
Slappa da bass man
Slappin da bass, mon!