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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

The only thing that can stop a bad MRI with a gun is a good MRI with a gun.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Even the MRI machines in America are armed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Looks like a bad porn plot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

you can't take away muh gunz

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Only in america.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sadly this isn't the first time. Years ago I read a story about a man who took his mother to get an MRI. While he was there his gun went off and killed her.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This article mentions a much more interesting (imo) situation:

https://www.iflscience.com/this-is-why-you-should-never-wear-a-metal-butt-plug-in-an-mri-machine-68886

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How did she sneak it in though? Usually aren't you wearing a hospital gown at this point?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No you can have them done in regular clothes. You'll typically only wear a hospital gown if you're staying in the hospital beforehand.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the “anal rail gun” from earlier this year? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mri-butt-plug-injuries/