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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Birds Aren't Real

spoiler/s Because of Poe's Law

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So that's how we do spoilers. (View source to see.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's a cool pigeon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Also when you update one module only.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Looks like Jerboa before the latest update.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely. Especially when you inherit the codebase from someone else, and you don't feel like putting in the weeks of effort to fix it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or due to any reason behind not feeling passionate about what it is you're building.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel personally attacked

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, that's what yer getting paid for

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

black mirror vibes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is me today trying to get chatgpt to teach me how to write a script for a game with a bug on Linux proton that has a ram allocation error.

Except it didn't do it's job!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where tail rotor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of “If nobody knows what you are doing you’re not doing it wrong.”

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