Idiots of Marketplace

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (6 children)

What would the advice be?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

"Just don't" should cover most situations.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Never buy a dodge?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Great advice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

But if you can't avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Al Bundy?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I initially thought that was going a different direction.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

"Lie better."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

To be fair, you'd have to pay most people to take a 2009 Dodge Journey off your hands.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late...