YO LETS GO BACKWARDS X-AXIS GANG RISE UP! UNSHACKLE YOUR MIND FROM THE THROTTLE CABLE KNOWN LOCALLY AS THE FORWARD PASSAGE OF TIME! DYNAMIC BREAKAWAY FROM THE PROTO-CONSCIOUS PART OF YOUR BRAIN TELLING YOU THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT OR DONE! STEP LEFT AND DOWN INTO THE UTILITY SUBBASEMENT SERVICING ALL OF HERETOFORE RECORDED HUMAN HISTORY! SWAP THE POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE TERMINALS ON THE ANALOG MOTOR DRIVING THE NARRATIVE! UNWIND SPOOLED THREAD ABSENTMINDEDLY IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR CANCER TO GO INTO NEGATIVE-TIME-REMISSION!
ITS BACKWARDS X-AXIS GANG NOBODY CAN STOP YOU!
