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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wtf I'm still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again...

He's still there...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The suspense, the thrill! How did it end?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I was eaten by actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Anyone who’s driving slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Must be following you. Stay alert. Especially if they turn on their blinkers right after you do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's when you have to give em the slip

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And anyone who drives the same speed as you ~~is weird.~~ is a cop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Someone driving at the same speed as you is fine. The problem is when that person stay in your dead angle. It grinds my gears.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Give credit to George Carlin for that one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me? I'm getting where I need to go.

Everybody else is just traffic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's like they just enjoy clogging up the roads or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

When you're behind a Tesla and they can't maintain a consistent speed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More specifically, in the left lane. The right lane can do whatever it wants

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're in the passing lane, and aren't passing anyone, I'm pissed. I don't care if you're going 10 under or 50 over, the passing lane is exclusively for passing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, but NB: the left lane is not a passing lane for left exits or left on ramps/merges.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

yeah, but how often do you see those around on highways (compared to regular exits)? and it doesn't excuse those people who get in the left lane 10 miles before the turn itself and go 10 mph below the limit...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

that's by biking is superior, cyclists greet each other with a smile because we're glad to finally see another person on the road who isn't liable to murder us with their vehicle

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