I heard it's intentional, so that you're exposed to different products once in a while
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Buy more shit you don't need.
I stopped going for a while to one because they put the multipack crisps on the other side of the store to the larger bags though as I thought they'd just stopped stocking them
It's all well and good rotating things around but don't put stuff in nonsensical places
crips
I found those, but the bloods were MIA this time around!
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Why does everyone in marketing think that's how my brain works? I have NEVER bought anything because of an ad or being "exposed" to it. I know exactly what I want every time I shop and I WILL tell an employee to fuck off if they approach me with the old "can I help you find anything?". Pushing something into my face only ensures that I will NEVER even think about purchasing the product.
Might be the slight autism though. Maybe other people don't work this way I don't know.
It doesn't matter to them if that's how your brain, personally, works. They're playing the percentages. It's how -most people's- brains work. And they're not operating on a one-visit basis.
I like to think that I'm pretty aware of this kind of thing, but I'm also fairly sure I've walked past a product on my odyssey to acquire milk or bread and thought "oh hey I should try that.." then picked it up at a later date. If you asked me why I did that at the time I'm not sure I could have given you a straight answer.
Sure, it's annoying for you. It's annoying for me, too, because it fucking works on me.
There are times where there's something I want, but won't get it unless it happens to be convenient while getting things I need. Like ice cream; on my way out I'm going through exactly 1 frozen food aisle and if there's something else I want to check that's not in the ice cream aisle, then I just don't get ice cream (and if I do go through that aisle and I'm still unlikely to get it unless its on sale). The exposure only matters because being exposed to it means its convenient, not that I suddenly want something I hadn't considered.
Kinda sounds like you’re just an asshole
Not being swayed by ads and getting annoyed by overzealous retail employees makes me an asshole?
No, telling a worker who’s required to ask your pudgy ass, while you autist walk to the frozen chicken tenders if you need anything in order to not starve to fuck off makes you an asshole.
Not realizing what I was talking about also makes you an asshole.
Then I am here to change that for them. Let's make the retail experience more like Germany. Stop entertaining this practice and it will end.
Also, I'm a contractor who works on construction sites. Not exactly a lot of overweight individuals in that field. Not everyone you meet on the Internet is a stereotype. So stop projecting. I never once said anything about you personally, so you're kind of being the asshole here.
I guess I am being one too, but no. You exclaiming that you tell retail workers to fuck off makes you an asshole, regardless if I am too. You aren’t changing any practice or attempting to.
Also if you’re claiming overweight people generally aren’t on construction sites then I don’t believe you’ve ever been on one.
Also to be clear, the only thing I’m basing any stereotypes on is the stereotypes for people you tell retail workers to fuck off, which are generally assholes.
Do you honestly think I go around to people and tell them directly to their face to fuck off? It's a metaphor for how I really feel. That's how I talk and converse in real life too. Sorry if you took it literally. Like, I can say any number of nasty things to you right now, but I'm not. What you see is what you get.
Sucks for the employees too, it's such a hassle moving shit around to different shelves. But corporate likes to do it just so you get lost and spend more time looking at stuff you might be tempted to buy.
I usually shop in different places, as my location changes too frequently. I never learn the layout of any grocery store. For me, it doesn't matter if they re arrange stuff- I always have to figure it out anyway. Fortunately, I don't buy stuff spontaneously. Unfortunately, because finding stuff every time is so annoying, I don't always get everything on my list
Have you ever visited Costco? They don’t even label the aisles to name you go through each of them.
I first walked into a Costco in my 30s and asked a store employee why didn’t they have labels. The guy has no clue. But assured me it was by design and not an accident.
But they are laid out the same worldwide. Pork loins? At the back in the chiller. Toilet paper? Further round to the side after the vegetables. Vegas NV or Leeds UK, same place.
It's no mystery. People buy more stuff when they wander around the store looking for what they came for.
Not only do they not label any of the aisles but they shuffle things around the store periodically so nothing is where it was the last time you were there.
My Costco has had the protein shakes:
- in the medical section by the powders
- with the healthy snacks
- with the drinks
- in their own islands in front of the freezers
@J4g2F we don't like it because it dampens our effectiveness in getting grocery, it's usually get in > get wanted items > pay > get out
but when they change the layout it's now get in > find where they put the goddamn item > give up > get out
But we do it for your convenience ☺️.
Bullshit, you do it so we could search more, thus buy more shit we don't need, instead of being in and out.
I search for things I need right before I clock out on our app we use to stock the shelves because it tells you very precisely exactly where the tag for the item is located on the sales floor. The public app only gives you an aisle number.
We don't have shit like that here, we search for things we need or ask personel... if you can find one.
They've rearranged my favourite drugstore and had the audacity to even move the shelves around so some paths are simply blocked now. dramatic sigh
The has happened 6 months ago and I'm still mad.
I'm old.
lol
You should be mad. They make changes like that to increase the time you have to spend in the store to increase the chance that you buy more than you intended.
Yeah but it doesn't work on me... I hardly go there anymore because it is so inconvenient now... For me that is. I've spent quite a while every time I went there... Now... Only as long as I have to.
But I get the point - it is supposed to keep you meeting new things you haven't noticed before...
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
I wouldn’t like paparazzi as well.
not what I meant, but still funny
Well you are looking good of makes you feel any better, I'm sure I'd look like trash if someone photographed me doing the groceries
Could just be “now you have to spend your money on boring stuff like milk, eggs, and bills”
Or the fact I love getting clothes for holidays because it means I have to buy less.
Thanks I'm not alone. My friends laughed at me when I was fed up about things not being in the same place.
As the day progresses you accidentally get stuck in traffic trying to pass through a road you knew had construction going on. 🤬
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