3 & 4 for sure. Idgaf about most of the rest of em
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6 adds a third to your life if you consider people sleep 8 of the 24 hours in a day.
I would go with 3 and 4 probably.
If you age while you sleep though you loose like a third of your life. Like if it pauses you as well how would you ever wake up? You'd like grow a year older every 8 months.
2 & 4 with perfect memory you can learn anything.
3 and 4. Making great works of art would be easy peasy, then proceeding to be a couch potato while eating junk food and not having to worry at all about clogged arteries, diabetes, etc? Never having to worry about diseases? Count me the fuck in.
1 and 4, easy
Imagine how much you would be able to mess with people if you had telekinesis.
Omnilingual and perfect health. Boom. Next question.
So 8 is like a one time feeling of love? That sure beats telekinesis
Does "omnilingual" include knowledge over unattested languages, like Proto-Sino-Tibetan and Proto-Indo-European? If yes I'm picking it, and I'm revolutionising Historical Linguistics. (And getting rid of that bloody *e o ē ō vowel system.)
Plus #4.
1+3
I assume that being omnilingual means the perfect ability to verbally communicate.
With unlimited learning potential I can do whatever I want. Perfect health can follow easily because apparently getting fit and exercising properly is partly a skill, and frankly I don't want to feel entitled to my own health.
2 and 7 for me. I feel like 2 covers 1 to some degree, and who hasn't wanted to be telekinetic at some point in their life?
2 can cover 1 if the language isn’t already dead
2 definitely covers more learning than 3 does, I think. Talent doesn't make up for practice, but recall feels like 90% of what practice is supposed to be doing. And it would make me a beast at my job, just never having to reference anything ever (quite literally over half of it is just referencing different passages of the same sources over and over).
And yes, telekinesis too. It's the biggest excuse I would have to start working out and never stop. From doing crimes to being able to play with the cat in a more convincing way without having to get up for the fourth time.
4 & 7
4 and 6. I could wear myself out and recover several times a day, no need to take it easy. More time for study, housework etc.
6 would be so funny Ever drank to much and wasted yourself to the point where you are unconscious? Your friends won't know You just stand up like nothing happened So 1 and 6 obvious call
3 and 4 are thé likeliest to result in me essentially becoming immortal. Instantly talented at science I could easily turn that good health into lasting well beyond the normal lifespan of earth. Instantly skilled at making the right financial connections to finance it all.
Omnilingual + perfect health, easily.
I think its gonna be 1 and 4 for men
So #8 tastes like pussy?
4 and 1. 4 because of obvious reasons, and 1 because it's would be the easiest to monetize efficiently.
3 and 6 - Be able to master something I enjoy (for me - writing, woodworking, math) and then make living doing I something I love instead of my soul sucking job I have now… and 6 - more time to do the things I love. Without the flaws inherent in eternal life…
4 is a no brainer and 7 would be cool.
6 and 7 for me thx
It's 2 and 3 for me.
I choose 1 and 3. 1 because I like learning languages, and 3 because ADHD, motherfuckers.