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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“I realize this is all very exciting for him, and that several people have commented things like ‘great pic’ and ‘best pic of him yet,’ but Dad’s taking it too far.

Lol he's been posting crappy pictures of the animals for awhile. That's great

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

As is tradition on Nextdoor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As well as the near-hourly updates on scam calls, and the individual with clipboard that was suspiciously ringing the front door bell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And "did anyone hear that gunshot?" on New Year's Eve.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Look kids! I'm trending!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

"Alright, son. I'm going to need you to put on this gorilla suit and go stand by the mailbox."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Oh god, it's me.

I wrote a long post on Nextdoor about how to repair your air conditioner cheaply and easily. That one got a lot of attention and engagement. "Yeah, don't wanna brag, but I'm the AC guy."

And the last line in that article got me belly laughing!

EDIT: Just posted the article on Nextdoor. I'll be famous again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

3-hours and no smiley faces or comments. I am disappoint.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh no, it was a dud!