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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It's so EASY to operate even a WOMAN can do it!
BUY the POWER MOWER OF THE FUTURE and you'll have more time for YOU to drink BEER, SMOKE and beat the KIDS!

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man mowing lawn on ad: haha how stereotypical gender roles, these people were so backwards

Woman mowing lawn on ad: haha lazy husband wants only to smoke and drink (probably is abusive too)

I see two people smiling and a lady riding awesome lawn-mobile I’d like to have too.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Some people sure do love to bitch and moan about nothing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There'll be a robot to beat the kids for you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

*Paddlebot 3000 is sold seperately

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Kids? What kids?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, my wife does not and would not now the lawn though so...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the point, she would want to mow the lawn if you bought it.

Buy this LuxuryMower and your wife will want to mow the lawn. You can smoke a pipe and get some sun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes that's the point, but the comment I'm replying to is complaining about ye olde gender roles, while I'm saying that those gender roles still exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh, I wasn’t trying to invalidate your point. Personally I’m into Star Trek style meritocracy. If your wife is a bodybuilder she isn’t going to need to ask you to open the jar lid for her.

To each their super power

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

a couple of things they got right about uthe future:

  • sitting alone in a bubble
  • depending on over-architectured machines
  • having the illusion to connect to others while only looking at them through something
[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

I’d add “willfully trapping themselves in a greenhouse”

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i cannot imagine how hot inside that dome must be if the AC breaks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

That’s a selling point! The overworked housewife can simply put an uncooked roast in the compartment under the seat, and cook dinner while she mows the lawn!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mow your lawn AND bake your wife!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

This mower was originally designed to have AC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

You just made me think - park in the shade, and it would be pretty damn good for hotboxing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The "Power Mower of the Future" is demonstrated in Port Washington, Wis., Oct 14, 1957. The lawnmower has a five foot diameter plastic sphere in which the rider sits on an air foam cushioned seat. It has its own electric generating system for operating running lights, a radio telephone, air conditioning and even a cooling system to provide a chilled drink on a hot day. It can be used for many purposes. It can mow the lawn, weed it, feed it, seed it, spray for insects, plow snow and haul equipment. It can even be used as a golf cart.

https://www.wackyexplorer.com/the-simplicity-air-conditioned-lawnmower-1957/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where do I go when the aircon in my grass trimmer breaks? Guess I could call for assistance, that's handy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It was the 50s, appliances took 15 years to break instead of 15 months

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When my grandparents got married, it was the traditional roles, my grandfather working and taking care of the outside of the house, my grandmother taking care of the inside; he did finances and stuff, and she did household planning, etc.

That was the theory, anyway. Long afterward, decades after the divorce (in a time when divorce wasn't overly common), she said that when they started out, he was thrilled with doing his part in the division of labor, but that he grew progressively less enchanted with adulting. So every so often, there'd be a task that he'd just decide that he didn't want to do anymore. So he'd find a time and say, "Hey, let's sit down and I'll show you how to balance a checkbook, just so you know how to do it." And then eventually it would become 'her job' to do the finances, etc. She said it happened with every single 'responsibility' he was supposed to be doing, it would eventually end up 'her job'.

And then one day, about twelve, thirteen years into the marriage, he was like, "Hey, let me show you how to mow the lawn!" And she absolutely refused. He tried again and again, wheedled as best he could, but she just. Absolutely. Refused. She told me that she just knew that if she "learned" this, it would become just one more thing for her to do, and she was already doing the full 1950's housewife thing, plus his 'home' responsibilities, plus raising a special needs child (whom she did an excellent job with, btw), and working a full-time job, and she just. Did. Not. Want this one more thing that was going to be foisted on to her, so she kept refusing.

Turns out, after a few months of her continuing to refuse, he took his daughters (he didn't have any sons) outside and told them, "Hey, kids, it's time for you to learn how to mow the lawn!", and two weeks later it was the daughters' "special job" to mow the lawn.

They ended up getting divorced a couple years later, I can't imagine why ...

Anyway, this picture reminded me of her story: there he is, happily lounging on a chair, smoking a pipe, drink in his hand, 'directing' his under-dressed wife on how to mow the lawn while he relaxes and 'supervises'. Fuck that guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That is an interesting story and I appreciate that OP's picture reminded you of it but I don't think that person is 'under-dressed' even though I'd agree that some odd gender coding is going on in the image.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am not OP, but this is a great time to remind people that debris from a mower can be very dangerous. Wear steel toe boots and long jeans. Don't let children play near a mower.

OTOH, marketing materials rarely show PPE.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, absolutely do not be sitting on a ride along mower, that doesn't have an air-conditioned bubble, in shorts. You will have a bad time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think that person is ‘under-dressed’

He's sitting there in the full heat of the day, wearing a long sleeved shirt and full-length trousers and tall socks, perfectly comfortable in the sun.

She's sitting in an air conditioned bubble, wearing mid-arm sleeves, and mid-thigh shorts, at a time when Capri pants were considered fashionable yet still a bit scandalous.

If he's comfortable with full-length everything in the sun, she's definitely under-dressed in her air-conditioned bubble.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The argument you're making seems to be that he is overdressed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, because (like so many other 1950's advertisements) this image is from the male viewpoint: he's relaxed in his lounger, perfectly content smoking a pipe and having a drink, while his wife is literally on display in front of him, cheerfully smiling and happy while she does the work and he stretches out watching her. In images like this, the male is assumed to be perfectly comfortable, and the comfort of the woman isn't considered much at all. [Why, yes, honey, I was perfectly happy wrangling the kids and their homework this afternoon, getting them and the house pristine for you coming home from work. I even had time to cook a full dinner from scratch, clean the kitchen, take a shower, do my hair and makeup and put on jewelry! Here, have a drink while I take your coat and briefcase and help you on with your slippers!]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's just the same ol' stinky lawn mower with a plexiglass box that will be a nightmare to get the grass off from since it's sticking through static...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

The lawnmower has a five foot diameter plastic sphere in which the rider sits on an air foam cushioned seat. It has its own electric generating system for operating running lights, a radio telephone, air conditioning and even a cooling system to provide a chilled drink on a hot day. It can be used for many purposes. It can mow the lawn, weed it, feed it, seed it, spray for insects, plow snow and haul equipment. It can even be used as a golf cart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

That’s what the polonium pod attached to the dome is for.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That looks like it would tip over on anything but a perfectly flat lawn.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Why is your lawn not perfectly flat?
Are you a Communist?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make that shaded, battery powered, and soundproof and you've got a deal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What this needs is a V8 and a 0-60 time under 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Who needs a V8 when you can harness the power of the atom? This thing is obviously nuclear-powered, Fallout style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Style and art points!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I liek fire trucks and moster trucks