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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

And then he gets mad :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Learn to swim!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

World's largest iceberg so far

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Iceberg-Orca alliance.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Since calving off West Antarctica's Filchner-Ronne Ice Shelf in 1986, ...

Holy hell...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Oh lawd it’s coming.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No worries, it just taking a stroll.