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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

I would have also accepted:

Typing up an email

Typing up an email while sharing your screen

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Funny, but...

echo "Where Linux?"
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
~ $ cowsay Where Linux?
 ______________
< Where Linux? >
 --------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"grep linux | this_guy"

or something like that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

being simply observed gives me a -50% competence to anything i'm trying to do

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

And -50% intelligence while we at that

(Although -50% from 0 is still a 0)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Trying to do a basic Docker image during an interview was wild.

I was writing shit like "chmod user:user 400 file"

Somehow the person didn't notice and said everything looked fine. When the interview was over, I looked at it and every single command was shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I swear everytime someone looks at me when coding I suddenly forget the syntax to declaring a function, and feel like an idiot looking up whatever it is I forgot to add

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This game was programmed live in front of a studio audience.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I just can't do pair programming man. It's awkward enough to code with someone watching or to watch them code, let alone trying to follow their thoughts next to my own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

This is how I feel after my company mandated working in the office 4 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I think I finally got over this for the most part after having to lead a team of juniors. At some point it just needs to be done and its like fear inoculation in that sense. Definitely not the same as pairing with someone you know is better than you tho lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

i hope its a joke, because biden is falling(he fell) and feeling