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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Same.

Me: Am... am I having a stroke?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

not really because of the gyat

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Did I have a stroke or is that "joke" actually written like that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It feels like I had a stroke at least

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

John it's ok I'm going to get help John it's going to be alright you're ok I'll be right back with help

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's my favorite sentence.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

There's no way you can get it to be a good time to get it done before you go to bed. Then you can do it and enjoy yourself with your own benefit of your planners! Soon you'll be able more to me and then I can get a few hours of sleep

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is there an exclamation mark above his booty

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

A quest beckons!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Y'all asked why Liz kept agreeing to dates, now you know

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

What the hell is even that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Just an old meme.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At this rate, Idiocracy the movie will make us look intelligent because in that portrayal, we could understand their language.

In our reality, we are messing up our language either deliberately, sarcastically, jokingly, accidently, ignorantly or unknowingly that in a hundred years we won't be able to understand future generations at all.

In the future, not only will we act stupid and live in a broken down global environment that we destroyed, we'll also sound complete stupid as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this rate, the movie will be intelligent to us, the depiction can understand their language. In our reality, we intentionally, seams, joking, incorrectly ignorant, ignorant, ignorant, ignorant, and we have made our languages in unconsciously. In the future, we can not only live and live in a foolish global environment, but we also hear it completely.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just as lifeforms always evolve towards crab, so does English evolve towards German.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Japanese, actually 😝

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

All languages always, have evolved at rapid rates, as long as they're used. If you went back in time to, say, the 1600s, you would sound stupid. If someone from the 1600s went back to the 1200s, he would sound stupid. If you went back to the 1200s, nobody would understand you.

This is not a new thing, it is how our languages work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Look, I won't say how or why I can make this analogy, but this is the kind of shit humor Cathy would bring to the table.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

because you of in the cold food which isn't what you want and you of out the hot food you eat so we should call it of out which is the goal state not of in which is the problem state very simple explanation hope this helped you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jon you fuckin' bimbo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

[email protected] saw it here the other day and remembered it posted on r/196

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago