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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Here's a better one:

Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way's glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan's castle in the stars' expanse.
But what's a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he's really won.
Forty billion stars don't shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.

(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Outro)
So here's to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he's left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

wow is that really a recent picture of him? I thought he was on Ozempic that miracle starvation drug that gives people 24/7 diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm quite glad I haven't heard about any of this, besides the money lost to Twitter I guess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is it that I have always pictured him looking fitter than this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Good PR is why.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He looks like Neil Breen and treats people like Neil's movies. Terrible.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Elect an emo, expect him to cut himself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Call it Elon-core.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Does he have a dog? We need a dog in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well I guess his monkey died, does that count?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This guy is an asswipe who's lived outside of reality for like 25 years.

That being said, he lost 40b and is still the richest man in the world. At some point money doesn't even matter anymore, that's why Elon is fine burning cash in the Twitter dumpster fire to score political points and feel popular.

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