Damn I hope some granny does that to me some day ๐.
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Alas, it isn't as fun as you'd think.
I got groped by many a granny during my years as a nurse's assistant. Somehow, while it makes for funny stories, it was not exactly the best feeling thing I've ever experienced.
Try again at 50
I'm less than a year away! Free handjobs? Count me in!