this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Three of them look like they did seven 12's in in a 5 day 40 hour week.

Then you have bottom right in an instagram pose to promote their only fans.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to get a spatula and flip them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Who knew they could get so flat, lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Follow-up question: why do they do it?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Much like a human baby, their heads are too heavy to support on their own. Once they are big enough, they'll sleep sitting up. Their leg muscles are designed in a way that their tendons will keep them locked into their branch of choice while they sleep until they actively let go.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Owls sleep like they've pounded a fifth of Jack Daniel's at a party earlier in the evening.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It’s always something new with these motherfuckers.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"It's always something new with these motherfuckers" - someone about owls in a screenshot.