this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from... hehe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Is it at least their cat?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The design is very human

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Stoopid indeed 👌

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here you dropped this \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Have you ever tried holding a cat?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

“Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?