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Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm glad orcas have finally had enough of our shit.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

+1

I am wholly and unironically on the orcas' side here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They target small sailing boats that do no harm.

It's like attacking children because their parents are bad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That'll learn em

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm just worried that people will start shooting them. Otherwise I agree.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Orcas mourn, that would be downright fucking insane. Elephants mourn and will literally track you for months to trample your ass for killing one of them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Theories are that this is how it started.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Richard Harris could tell us what a bad idea shooting one turned out to be. Apparently not enough people have seen Orca, because that shit was scary.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2nd amendment rights for orcas. Strap some 50cal machine guns, waterproofed, to their heads Dr Evil style.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not one to actively encourage increases in military spending but if it's to outfit the orcas, I'm all for it

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The orcas thought the humans wanted to start a mosh pit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

They were just head banging.

Probably should have used new-country.

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[–] pan_troglodytes 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

boat not designed to moshpit with whales....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

We need to design one, moshing with orcas sounds metal as fuck

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Who can Metallica sue for this?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In retrospect, they may not have appreciated the thematics of Blood and Thunder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gojira would have been a much better option...

[–] jimmux 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

NOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAALES

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew exactly what I was getting into here and you didn’t disappoint. Damn I miss their show.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If you haven't seen it, "If The Emperor had a Text to Speech" very much reminded me of the irreverent tone of Metalopalypse

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Headbanging music backfires on sail powered mosh pit.

Film at 11.

PS: ... keep the whales at bay? I sea what you did, marine biopunologist.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This could make a great Metalocalypse episode.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Are there any videos of this happening? Any videos at all?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is one of reasons that orcas love to mosh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's whole lot of genres of music to shuffle through before we may find the genre that drives away orcas. Maybe there's no genre of music that drives away orcas. You know how people say of ethnic groups they don't belong to that y'all look alike to us? Maybe all human music sounds alike to orcas.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised at some of the sleeper hits. It's inherent in all genres that one composition will just blow your mind.

...or maybe I just like polka and avoid the weird looks by only having one song on the ipod. Maybe.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dubstep might do it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Get this Winger shit outta here.

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