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I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.

Needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have a customer support joke, please hold...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It only counts if it's a maths joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When will the update release? Soon™️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I thought I was going crazy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Correlation =/= causation. You're still crazy, like the rest of us. :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.

[–] emptyother 1 points 1 year ago

I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.

I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking