this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I have a geology joke, it rocks.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I have a stack overflow joke but it's been marked as a duplicate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I have a logic joke but its probably not

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a web dev joke but [object Object]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JSON.stringify(joke)

You have to tell us what it was now 😏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

i have an udp joke. i am not sure if you would get it, but i don't really care.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I have a cyber-security joke, it’ll be 30BTC to unlock it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DUUUUDE. YOU CUT MY COMMENT

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

haha I didn't know you were here too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ya didn’t even upvote my comment…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think you should take it as a personal attack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also, I see you’re a fellow voyager user

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a screenshot of a post with a screenshot of a post? We ARE going to need a software engineer it seems.

[–] mormegil 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Use a jokeless architecture

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nice to see another wefwef user out there. For anybody that hasn’t checked it out you should. vger.app

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a statistics joke but it’s mean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a GitHub joke but it hasnt been commit pushed yet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have a life joke but it's probably cruel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Anthropology just sitting there judging all of us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have an IDE joke but it's still compiling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Darn, I didn’t see this one yet and I just made one too. At least they are different enough to stand on their own.