Imagine snuggling on the big soft tail of your significant other while they pat you lovingly
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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Friend, it might be too late
Or just your own tail, like a fluffy pillow, but anywhere.
Hear me out: fursuit tails. You don't need to get a whole suit, you can just buy a tail too. It won't be exactly like having a fluffy tail because you can't feel it when someone touches it, but they're still very nice.
No thanks, could you imagine the shedding?
Or the dingleberries. Bad enough having a hairy ass but a tail as well? They'd also have to redesign toilets.
Allow me to introduce you to bidets
Have bidet, am wolf with fluffy tail, can confirm benefits outweigh negatives. Plus squeeky butt and fluffy tail. AND YOU CAN HUG IT.
Why would you hug a bidet?
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i already have a long furred cat so business as usual
I wish I had a big feathery tail! Like a raptor!
And I wish I had a snoot. And big teeth. And claws.
I might just wanna be a dinosaur.
Open the door
Get on the floor
Me wanna go swish swoosh
I want a scaly prehensile tail that i can whip people with. And grabbing a pen i dropped on the floor.
There are people in this world who do not wish they had prehensile tails. These people confuse and scare me.
There are two types of people... You can see them above(or below, depending how your sorting settings are)
I just blocked them, honestly. I got tired of the weird porn.