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Hollowed out fruit rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the implication that Incels are Apple products.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

iNcel

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, a prison system reinvented by Apple.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Now with iCloud sync so you can serve your sentence from any Apple ~~device~~ store

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thank you for your service filling in the blanks excellent work. my neighbor handed me figs from over the fence today and it's just as you say. times are rough and i have physical needs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you give it a good tasting first or go straight for the filling?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

alternating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

i just ate one normally actually i promise. i don't want people to think i'm a freak or something (about fruit)

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