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I was born in 1989 and the math is HARD some days.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

'84 here. For years now I just round myself up or down to the nearest 5 and call it a day lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

For like 3 years I legit thought I was older than I am because I did the math wrong on the fly once and never bothered to recheck it..

Your system is easier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello fellow 40yo coming next year

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hey, are ya'll me?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

its just 11 + the current year.
I am 1988 so i am 12 + the current year.

Didn't think of it like that until your post but it is pretty easy.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're 2035 years old? Wild..

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Do you guys not remember how old you are year to year? Are you frequently calculating your age from your birth year instead of just adding 1 to it on your birthday?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I always thought it was nuts that people don't remember, then I turned 30 and got married to someone who has a birthday less than a year before mine. Now I have two ages to remember (that are sometimes the same) and it takes a second for me to remember which is me when asked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not about your age difference. It's just hitting 30. My wife is 5 years younger than me and I couldn't tell you how old either of us are

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I frequently forget, because I rarely need my age in my daily life.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bra I don't know where I am let let alone how old I am

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

That's exactly when I started having trouble remembering. 30 was a milestone, but now I have to think for a few seconds before answering.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I find that the older I get, the less I discuss or think about my age throughout the year so it gets more difficult to remember. Also, my birthday is in January so it's over pretty quickly and I don't tend to think about it again while I'm busy thinking about my 4 kids birthdays that are coming up, instead!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m guessing you are younger than 40.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the other hand, it makes it easier for the people who have to check your ID when buying alcohol. Any birth year that begins with 19 is automatically old enough.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh trust me, my face is evidence enough alone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so flattering when I get carded.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Does anybody need to calculate their age? It's not a hard thing to remember :|

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sometimes I just forget ok? I mean it's changing every year

Also I think it matters less and less in your life. As a child/teenager you got asked for your age all the time

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It changes all the time (once per year) if you finally managed to remember it, it changes again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

As someone who is well out of the range where people need to ask for ID when I want something, I don't concern myself with my age and frequently forget since nobody asks.

On official forms, they want to know my date of birth, not my age. Everyone I know socially, doesn't care or already knows an approximation of it, thus I'm never asked. All my work colleagues are interested in is getting the job done, not how many years I've been in the workforce/how many years till I get to retirement age/whatever.

I don't think about my age for more than a few hours a year at most. I don't even celebrate my birthday. So the years come and go, and I think about how old I am so little that I often don't even know how old I am.

You're not wrong that it's not hard to remember, but when you think about it as little as I do, you tend to lose track.... So when someone asks me how old I am, I often don't reply because I'm too busy doing math in my head to try to figure it out, quietly hoping they'll move on from the question and I won't have to answer it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The hard part is which one will you remember. (I already had 43 different ages.)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It's great. When people ask me how old I am I just ask them which year is this and repeat the last two digits.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not too long ago, I was filling out a medical form and I had to ask my wife how old I was. She had to think about it. We're the same age.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

At some point, I've been asked less and less my age, so I just forget about it heh

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You'll get people ridiculing you for not remembering your own age but believe you me, you're not alone in the struggle. My husband and I started dating in 2000 so that's awfully convenient.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how do you not know how old you are?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I think it's fairly common that people do some math in their head, specially when they get older than 30. Because it doesn't matter really, you never need to tell anyone how old you are anymore. Well unless you use dating apps I guess, or date people... Nobody else asks your age.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was lucky and was born in 1990. I've always appreciated that all you have to do to figure out my age is add 10 to the year. Like, when it's 2054, I know I'll be 64.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Only 90 babies will get this

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's still the part of the year before the birthday and the part of the year after the birthday.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The entitlement of the younglins these days. I swear, they are getting soft. I have to take the current year, and add twenty, but the lazy ass youth just have to subtract their birth year from the current year. Maths will suffer because they don't have to do addition. Pure insanity and liberal malarkey.

Oh yeah, /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The hardest is my parents' age.

  • 1965 to 2000 -> 35
  • 2000 to 2023 -> 23
  • 35 + 23 = brain leaking
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do people even calculate this? It's an integer you only have to increment once a year. Just remember your age.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hardly remember what I was doing 5 seconds ago. Sure, that's more complicated than a number, and I think about my age rather frequently so remembering it is rather easy, but storing anything for a year and remembering it when I haven't thought about it for a while is difficult.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

But you still have to know what year it is.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I understand that people are scared of "new" math, but for a 1989 birthday just take the last too digits of the current year, add ten, then add one if you've already had a birthday this year, e.g. 23+10+1=34. Almost the same math I used to count change when I worked retail.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just Google "Taylor Swift age" like the rest of us creeps.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Trying to do this mentally:

1989 + 1 = 1990
2023 - 2000 = 23
2000 - 1990 = 10
23 + 10 = 33

33 - 1 = 32 Ha! Easy!... Wait.

33 + 1 = 34 Shit. Double+1. Ok, I thought the -1 at the end would undo the +1 at the beginning. But, I guess the 2000-1990 messed me up.

Maybe

2000 - 1990 = 10
1990 - 1989 = 1
2023 - 2000 = 23
23 + 1 = 24
24 + 10 = 34
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Math like that is really simple if you take it in easy chunks.

For example, to calc your age, just take the years from birthday to 2000 (11) and add it to the years since 2000 (23). 11 + 23 = 34.

Best part is the first calc never changes - so if you remember thst number it's just like having a 2000 birthday. Just add 11.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Today year - 2000 + 11 is that hard?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Dude, I’m lucky if I remember what “today year” even is, much less the math! Time got weird after 2020…

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Born in 99. Can confirm I just take the year and say I was that age for most of it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I forgot how old I was a couple months ago and had to pull up an online age calculator cuz I could not make it make sense. Yes, I'm stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Born in 80’ So in year 2023>20+23= I’m 43

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