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[–] [email protected] 101 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

But the aliens wouldn't share the resources with us, or maybe like just a pittance to keep us alive so we could be used as cheap lab.... oh I see where this is going.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We’d settle for straight up feudalism at this point. Serfs had guaranteed jobs, housing, food, and a decent amount of time off.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wouldn't mind being part of a work crew building a futuristic ray gun aimed at destroying a planet 30 light years away that I know nothing about.

At least I'd get lunch right? .... Right?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

If we ever found intelligent aliens, some of us would absolutely try to convert them to christianity, and there are already plans to exploit planetoids for their resources. We are the alien invaders, sans space travel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We'd probably at least be closer to tech breakthroughs like space travel if it wasn't for religious and capitalist shit holding us back

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

At the very least we'd feel less need to leave our current planet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Think of it other way around, its due to people like them that we want to leave the planet early

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Basically, we're the Mirror Universe in Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

I’m starting to think there will be no forced mating

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"W-well then we will corrupt your politics to sow discord and make you destroy yourselves!"

"..."

"Pollute your global water supply?"

"..."

"Change your climate so the water levels rise and endanger countless lives?"

"..."

"Holy shit."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Can you guys take over? So at least we can feel like it was inevitable?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The aliens will never invade. There's no intelligent life on this planet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Also, no need to invade when we're content to destroy ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Almost every star has a planetary system or at least asteroid rings. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. If any civilization has mastered FTL travel, there is literally unlimited free real estate everywhere and thus no need for wars. Simply hop to another star system.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

until there's a Space Genghis Khan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"I'll treat you like you treat the global south" is a more specific and actionable threat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I don’t know if I’d be all that upset serving General Krul and the intergalactic federation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Megatron.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I'm just here for the Tom Servo avatar.

[–] ICastFist 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This one really gives further weight to this comment from another thread, intelligence wasn't supposed to evolve here because the planet's dangerous and we are also fucking mad

https://programming.dev/comment/4680943

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Oh this is basically the plot to the Damned Trilogy. Awesome Sci fi, highly recommend. It's a bit hard to read at first because it's often also from the perspectives of the aliens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Love me some HFY esque stories, good link!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

One of the best online Reddit stories, with forest stairs.

The only thing I seem to miss from the move to Lemmy...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Come here! I will help you conquer this world. Our civilization is no longer capable of solving its own problems. We need your force to intervene.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Posadist gang checking in

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

ITT: people sitting in their comfortable first world environment commenting using electronics which were certainly mined somewhere, convinced they're oppressed and not the root cause.