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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a hunting license be closer to a license to kill? Some fishing licenses have catch are release for some fish.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Catch and release is even more evil. You are just toying with the marine life at that point for one's own enjoyment.

[–] vrek 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True but that's more common of a thought connection.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't been to a state that didn't have take or bag limits for fish. So it's only a license to kill a certain number of certain types of fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one exception to that general rule is invasive species. You can kill as many of those as you like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

True, but they generally are not tasty, require special preparation to make them tasty, or are just annoying to process. It always feels like a waste to cull and chuck, even if it is invasive.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't need a license to kill tomatoes. nom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they are somebody else's tomatoes you need a thieving license.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this, Ankh-Morpork?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If there's going to be crime, it should be organized.

[–] vrek 2 points 1 year ago

You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?

[–] nieceandtows 5 points 1 year ago

I'm conflicted about this. Fruits and vegetables are sacrificial lambs created by the plants for the express purpose of getting eaten so that they can spread their seeds. In a way, they're trojan horses of seeds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A medical license too (although some specialize in roles that have more / less of the killing)

It also allows you to advise others on how to kill specific entities, or to sign off on tools used for intense killing (prescriptions)

[–] vrek 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

True, if you count virus and bacteria then doctors are probably mass murders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Viruses are debatably not alive and may not count (depending on what you define as alive).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you’re working in a microbiology lab, you’ll regularly use an autoclave and ethanol to kill microbes. Occasionally, you’ll even need to dispose of old cultivations by autoclaving them. That could be something like 10^7 cfu/ml*1000 ml = 10^10 living cells brutally roasted to death.

[–] vrek 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... Microbiologists are on average mass murders to degrees Hitler ghangis khan and Mao combined couldn't even come close to... Got it. Staying away from anyone in the micro lab at work from now on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Come to think of it, a lumberjack might come close. I haven’t looked up how many living cells a single tree has, but if you’re operating a harvester for an entire day, that’s a lot of cells.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

if the fish were writing the licenses… well, i guess the yachts are already sinking…