Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Technically a fishing license is a license to kill.. Only to a small percentage of the earth's population (self.showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by vrek to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If they are somebody else's tomatoes you need a thieving license.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is this, Ankh-Morpork?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If there's going to be crime, it should be organized.

[–] vrek 2 points 1 year ago

You get a thieving license can you steal from the license off to get your application fee back?