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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/7879294

Who’d have thought BoredApe NFTs would be such an actual eyesore?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing they didn't hire an event lighting company and did it themselves. No one I know in the industry would do that.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The invisible hand of the free market blinded me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is why I don't go out anymore.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wtf is a boerd ape NFT event? I know the bored ape images and I know what an event is... But wtf? Are people supposed to go somewhere to look at those ugly images? People should know they can enjoy this meaningless garbage online. For free.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the perks of owning these NFTs was that you could attend exclusive events. What those events were going to be about was anyone's guess. Eye burn, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's kind of like when you have Reddit gold and get access to the super exclusive private r/lounge subreddit... That has no actual purpose and nobody bothers posting in it because what are you even supposed to do there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Laugh about the non guilded peasants. Or at least that is what I saw on the few times I was guilded.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Free fedoras, since they on the floor wriggling in pain xD

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

People blowing leftover VC money on propping up their failing industry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh thanks I get it know. Buying NFTs is like buying tickets to a concert. What if the events isn't anywhere near me? Still a very stupid concept.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Basically, it's the same thing as buying a "permanent" ticket to a local sports team's home matches. What? Your local team doesn't sell "permanent" tickets? Exactly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Well, they do: https://www.bvb.de/Tickets/Stadionplan/Dauerkarten

Not quiet sure what you mean but please, don't respond. That was already way more thought about something NFT related as I'd wish to have.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was thinking Concerned Ape, the dev of Stardew Valley…and I was concerned

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ditto, after that talk about the TV show. I was like man, how far has he fallen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think if he sold NFT’s I would just about lose all faith in mankind. Now when the hell is haunted chocolatier coming…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Selling NFTs is some JojaMart shit. Concerned Ape would never.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does he even host any events?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, but I barely recall what bored ape is or how it is culturally relevant…which is why I thought of it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

how it is culturally relevant

That's the neat part: it isn't.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how it is culturally relevant

It’s a fine example of modern idiocy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you give relevancy to idiocy, it's not my problem

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was a stupid decision to attend a party created by the creators of a stupidly overpriced asset.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

"asset" lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

asset

You mispelled "obvious scam"

To be fair, the keys are right next to each other.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

It’s unfortunate that people were injured but fuck, I’m still scarred just by seeing these awful things. At least if they were going to do a scam art investment scheme they could have made the art not hideous.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

So the financial harm wasn't obvious enough for the Bored Apes? The creators wanted to be sure everyone knew it was made to hurt them directly but burning their retinas.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bored Ape NFT owners say: "Ow! My money! Ow! My eyes!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You wanted deregulation, and ya got It, biiiachezzz

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait I though bored apes """""creator""""""/ main bag holder split with the money and tanked the whole market for apes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is probably the bag holders trying desperately to keep the apes relevant in hopes they can pump up the price again and offload.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For a moment I thought the title refers to the attendees as bored apes.