this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Logically, there is but one choice

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I'm a Boimler though

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm more of a Kayshon. Jonah Hill, references out of control.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Stamets, his memes unfurled.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I eat bones, he eat bones. It feels good to see yourself represented.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to say Rutherford, but I know anyone who answers this is really a Boim. So I guess Boim it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shit, that's true. I guess I'm a Boim too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Rutherford ... I could just stare at the warp core all day ... even as the ship burns and flies into the gravitational pull of a nearby black hole

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TEAM SHAX! RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please let me blow up their warp core, I've been very good this month!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Only thing worse that a warp core is a Cardassian warp core!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I'm like if Boimler and Rutherford got Tuvixed.

Boimtherford.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to say Mariner but I'm defiantly a Tendi.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Very Mariner thing to do, play nonchalant but actually be a giant nerd

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'm one of the unnamed crew of starbase 80, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The best part is that, instead of being rivals, they’re all BFFs ❤️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I wish I was a tenth as motivated as any of them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Mariner, except I have a stronger commitment to delinquency.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am... I don't trust myself .... Aaaargh, like Boimler.
I'm Boimler. Tell me I'm not Boimler. Come on.
Guys?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Welcome to team Boimler?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The more you try ... try at anything .... the more Boimler you become

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dr. T'ana or grumpy young Rutherford if I had to choose. Gotta know how stuff works but I'm gonna yell and swear at it while I fix it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah they are really competent, so none of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mariner seems like she's done self sabotaging, so none of them, really.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely a Tendi. Science FTW!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm 95% Samanthan with a dash of Boims.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That image of Rutherford looks like prime template material. 👀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I’m a Rutherford who likes to think he’s a Mariner

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am totally on team Tendi. She's such an amazing character. Brains and a badass, not to mention I love her enthusiasm over the small things. Out of all the Star Trek shows and movies, of all the crew we've ever encountered, I have rarely enjoyed a character so much, except for maybe The Doctor and Garak.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's so hard for sure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Tendi, easily. Past me was more Mariner, though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

a bit more Mariner than Tendi, but it's close and varies according to material conditions

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Mariner but on like 10% energy.