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And did you choose decent one this time or Rimjob_stew one?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'm half Korean, 6' 230lb. My martial arts instructor said to me, "You're the biggest fucking Korean I've ever seen." So Giant Korean just kind of stuck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I like frogs.

I also like to change usernames on a semi-regular basis, so it was time for a change, and this is the first time in a really long time that I've been able to have a four-letter noun as a username. So I shall celebrate the joy of being simply "frog".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

One time I walking past a bar with some buddies in high school and a very drunk man was kicked out right in front of us. He screams and hollers at the bouncer and throws a big tantrum about it for a bit then out of NOWHERE he pulls out several folded up strips of bacon out of his front pocket, takes a bite and this seems to calm him down.

We're all flabbergasted by what we've just witnessed and we're all very obviously staring right at him when he notices us. He slurs, "Sorry you had to see that, little dudes" and offers us some of his pocket pork as an apology, which we politely refused. He shrugs and goes on his merry way.

This was right around the time reddit was taking off and I made my account a few days later and it was the first thing that came to mind. Thus, BaconInMyPants was born.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's a line from a Pink Floyd song. I like the fact that when people see my name, if they know the song, they probably hear it in their heads. This is especially poignant since I once had a love like no other- it was our song. He died, but he would have loved my username. He would have loved Lemmy, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. It's a wonderful song. One of my favorites from my favorite band.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hot ashes for trees, hot air for a cool breeze?

I'm sorry for your loss, I hope you are doing well now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, I am, thanks. I lost him in 2018. He will always be "my one"- but I'm over 50 now, and looking forward to my solo future.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's a new name for me. I'm Coco, recently.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Having been on the Internet longer than some of you have been alive (damn whippersnappers), it was a result of being tired of choosing usernames. To prevent doxxing, I had been creating new accounts every few years, and this was the last name I made at the Alien site.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah my last username was also little bit doxxing friendly.

So I get this one.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Zoids toys are cool and I like Futurama.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It’s a word I made up in High School (mid 90s) for a D&D character. It’s based on the Latin word for truth - veritas - but with tweaks it sound “cool” and like an actual name. When my family finally got internet, it also became my go-to username/identity for all things digital.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had an old internet friend on Tumblr when I was 13-14 or so who had the username "coolpng". One day they just deleted all of their accounts with no warning, no trace, no nothing -- just vanished, so I made the username "cooljpeg" in honor of them and in hopes that maybe they'll run into my e-presence one day. It's also just a simple 'n funny username, and I love jpegs so :+D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"The piano ain't got no wrong notes" - Thelonious Monk

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been a Tolkien fan for sixty or so years.

Baggins wasn't available on Reddit but it was here.

I also use it in email addresses.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I made the mistake on the r site of naming my account for what I used it for, which was wasting my own time. It was intended to serve as an active reminder that I could be doing better things with my time. I had about 50/50 split If people thought I was a troll or not, though, so I didn’t bring it with me.

I wanted to go with a different but similar theme, and a lot has changed in my life and frankly, I’ve grown rooted and apathetic. The username is a reminder to be better.

This probably won’t be the account I end up using long-term, but it’s a good one for now, as I learn everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In the 90s I was Boatman_Charon on IRC. As happens on the internet - folks shortened the far-too-long username to boat. And one of my good buddies typoed it 'Bota' once, and from that day forward I was Bota instead of Boat. And being a 20 year old on IRC... I replaced the 't' with a '7'.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I had been using another name that expressed gratitude in the affirmative, decided to change it up to a name that is more for saying no politely.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This year we made a jackdaw friend in our garden. We can feed it directly from the hand and it's comfortable around us.

Jackdaw in Swedish is Kaja (sounds kinda like "Kaia")

We named it Kajko (kaiko). I liked the name and now I'm using it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just another heathen who likes plants and mushrooms tbh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Its just an old space ghost reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love the stillness of winter. The type during a blizzard where everything "sleeps".

I had this realization when playing Dragon Age: Inquisition: https://dragonage.fandom.com/wiki/Winter_Stillness

Also this; https://imgur.com/a/lEpKXAF

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No luftballons for you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've had the same (same or some iteration close to it) for over 20 years, 25 maybe? I used to be Valhalla in the 90s but at some point it became impossible to keep it as the name was popular and used on multiple forums and sites.

Being a big Led Zep fan I had chosen it from Immigrant Song. So when it came time to change it I thought of their label Swan Song and just added my initials to it. I have a couple of other accounts for other purposes that are almost as old but not as meaningful as this one is to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In college I took a “Latin and Greek roots of English” course. I wanted a new username around that time and wanted something that sounded cool, so I figured out the Latin version of zombie and chose that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Rottcodd is a character in Mervyn Peake's Gormenghast novels. He's the curator of The Hall of Bright Carvings - a sculpture gallery in a far distant corner of the castle that virtually no one ever visits - where he leads a simple and contented life. When he isn't working or loafing about, he spends time observing the distant life of the castle - or what he can see of it at least - through a single tiny window.

For better or worse, I relate...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's the song that was playing when I first made the account and couldn't think of anything that wasn't already taken.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Part pun, part general description, part alliteration. Also, preferably easy to say/read without CamelCase or under_scores or hyphen-ation.

I like comics. I also like comedy. My mind is an absolute fucking mess, full of nonsense, and I have trouble keeping things in order.

I find the best way to deal with it all is to laugh at it.

Mixing it all together, comically cluttered. Amusingly disorganized, both physically and mentally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's just a goofy thing me and my friends used to say and I made a depiction of it (much worse than my current avatar, which I commissioned from a cool artist I met a while back) I just thought it was fun.

Wish I knew what her current website/contact was id love to share it but I think she has gone a different way since.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a six foot turkey.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Someone doxed me about a decade ago so now I use my first two initials and my last name. Harder to get doxed if you only say shit you'd say face to face with someone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Misspelled 'Fedaykin,' the name for the fremen death commando in Dune.

As edgelordy as that sounds, I mostly just liked the word. One spelling error creating a character in a game and I liked it better, so I kept using it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lizards are cool so I picked the first available lizard. It feels a lot nicer than keysmashing an username together.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a Devo album, my personal fav of theirs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was hungry and was thinking about making a sandwich

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One, I like Corvids. Brilliant birds they are, various mythologies around them, etc.

The latter portion is a reference to an old gaming clan I was a part of in my youth called MotR: Mercenaries of the Republic. It was a Star Wars Republic Commando clan, one of the biggest among them. I was part of Nyx Squad, and we were the biggest group of misfits and weirdos among the other squads. We weren’t always the most skilled, but damn we had character, and we had fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Quite random actualy, I just came up with it and it stuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is from the novel Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer. Amazing book, very different and imo much better than the movie.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I live in California and I am naturally skeptical of anything you tell me 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's a reference to my favorite author, but using different words to get the same ve sound. So far no one had noticed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I chose mine for two reasons: the first lofi hip hop song I listened to was titled wet season and everyone on social media shortened season to szn so I adopted the name with the shorter spelling. And my second reason is because I love the rain and the smell of the earth after it’s been raining :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I blurted it out in a chat one day in reference to something, and realizing it would be a clever band name or something... Well when I need a new identity to serve as a vehicle for my current creative output, here we are. I realized that it was at least somewhat clever and oddly not taken anywhere. So I am running with it.

shameless plug: doomcough.bandcamp.com :P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've got the same one here as on reddit, and on tildes as it happens. It is a variant on a local mythic being in my part of the world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's shortened from what I actually wanted, NorthernLightMountain, since that was too long. That in turn is based on the main antagonist (MorningLightMountain) in my favorite book from my favorite author, Peter F. Hamilton.

I live quite far to the north so I figured it would be a nice twist on the name.

Used to go by other handles on other sites but figured I'd start fresh over here.

Still hoping for a change to a bit longer display names. :)

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