this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normalize software letting you fuck around and find out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Me when I write the command to burn down my entire computer and it does exactly what I asked it to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I did exactly this a few months ago on my NextCloud instance. Much sad ensued that evening.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

this is why i always press tab to expand any * i type

[–] Alphadef 13 points 1 year ago

We're about to find out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Krieger you are my muse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

yeah well NPM, it's either this or I nuke the very ground you're standing on

[–] lowleveldata 3 points 1 year ago

Spoiler: I don't

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